Facebook Friend Massacre

When you go on a "defriending" rampage on Facebook, and delete hundreds of people, with or without a reason.

Johnny: "What did you do last night"
Charlize: I unfriended 500 people off Facebook last night"
Johnny: "Wow thats one hell of a Facebook Friend Massacre"
Charlize: "Yeah it really is a fuckton of people!"

by dob293 January 1, 2013

Good Friend Fuck

When someone you are close to—or decently close to—needs help out of a relationship with a crazy person.

Jennifer: Carter got engaged to Heather after like three months of dating, and now we’re all worried about him.

Danielle: Well, there’s only one thing you can do.

Jennifer: What?
Danielle: You’re going to have to good friend fuck him.

by livingrachel August 21, 2019

my friend cubix

The Korean version of Cubix, MUCH better than that Cubix: Robots for Everyone show on Kids' WB!

Cubix wanna be my friend, Do change my life!

by Donkey Kong Song December 23, 2003

your friend a bend

much worse than "your sister a mister" and can be used to destroy your gang.

Charlie: "your granny tranny."
Conor:"your sister a mister."
Charlie:"your brother a mother."
Conor:" i didn't want to have to do this and it was my last resort but.... your friend a bend."

Charlie: gets pummelled by a lightening bolt.

by .your friend a bend. May 13, 2018

welsh best friend

What a fuckin legend
Your Welsh best friend is a dick but you love him anyway because he's an actual legend. He is very funny but can be an arse and talks about tits alot. He is always there for you and has a great eyebrow game. Sometimes when he has had too much to drink he will facetime you until the early hours of the morning and won't let you sleeeeppppp but you don't mind because you love him 💙

Pussyslayer67bigtits : His welsh best friend loves him because his eyebrow game is so fuckin strong 👌👌

by Sheeppppp99 June 22, 2018

Welsh best friend

WOW. WHATA PENG TING. MY WELSH BEST FRIEND HAS BIG TITS. IT REALLY GETS ME GOING. I LOVE MY WELSHY. Because she is always there for me. She has mood swings like a kid on a swing. She is very horny and makes me very horny like a rhino. She is very fiittttt and always is laughing

WOWWWW. LOOK AT THAT WELSHY. SHE HAS BIG TITS.

Me: IKR. GETS ME GOING. That is my Welsh best friend

by Pussyslayer67bigtits June 22, 2018

Friend Appreciation Day

You just go up to all your friends and thank them if you don’t have any friends then I love you thank you for being here

Yo man I just wanna say thanks for being my friend. Friend Appreciation Day!

by bobross#1fan<3 December 16, 2019