Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.

Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023

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slap

a girl who would only mess wit if u needed some money or some head...lower dan a slap and way lower than a slam

B: Blood why dont u go mess wit dat gurl ova dere?
D: I would but she a slap ion wanna catch nuttin

by founders of TC November 9, 2008

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Sun slapped

When the sun burns you so bad that you can see every out line of your bathing suit. (A more dramatic outcome of a sun kiss)

Forget getting sun kissed, look at my back! I got sun slapped!

by itsyagurljos May 20, 2018

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noodle slapping

The Asian version of sword fighting has to have two people of Asian decent

Ex. Ching-A-Chong Ling: hey do you want to noodle slapping with me
Yo-Yo: that's gay but alright

by Tweet th March 12, 2018

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Slap Romy day

This day is the 4th of every month. During this time, you slap anyone called Romy that you know. This applies especially if they like anime. There is only one rule: you must slap the person hard.

Jim: I feel like there is something special about this day
Carl: yes! Its slap Romy day
Jim: OMG! Does that mean I get to slap her!
Carl: yep
Jim: *slaps Romy extremely hard*
Romy *screams so loud all the windows break*

by LordMystery December 3, 2019

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