may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

Jump Fuck

That moment when you thought you had a loving relationship but the guy was only with you for your trampoline

Sally: What happened to that guy you were seeing?
Bonnie: Agh it was another Jump Fuck, struggles of having a trampoline, am I right?

by ChickenMama69 September 26, 2018

fucking why

When your mate does something stupid and just looks at you with a stupid smile

Person 1: *licks a used condom*
Person2: da fuck...
Person 1: *stupid smile*

Person 2: Fucking why????

Person 1: *turns away*
Person 2 is left very confused and makes a definition for 'Fucking why' on urban dictionary

by GazzerBaa September 10, 2016

Fuck Up

Bryce Meier- " if there is a will or a way, I will fuck it up beyond recoginition"

"Fuck Up"-Fuckin everything up in his path, reckless, not giving 3 fucks, and drinking a 5th of Jack and chasing ir with 4 locos

by Eastern Kentucky U December 17, 2011

Cultured as Fuck

This is a common expression for when one out cultures someone and enlightens them as to how the world works.
See ex.

Mollie: "Wow I had no idea that was how it worked!"
Alek: "What can I say, I'm cultured as fuck!"

by Alejandro1414 December 29, 2011

fucking knob

An insult meaning pathetic or obnoxious person. Same as insults like "Dickhead".

"He's such a Fucking knob"
"Go kill yourself"(reply) "your such a fucking knob"

by Billy Mcgee August 13, 2011

Fuck Wank

A person who cannot be described solely as a fucker or a wanker and instead is referred to as a fuck wank.

Matthew Baird is a fuck wank.

by Oxford warrior August 26, 2011