Urban Dictionary

The dictionary for words that shouldn't have meaning.

normal human being:'bro is urban dictionary accurate?'
Woke mf: ' only if your life is based around sex'.

by bruhbanana September 25, 2019

Urban Dictionary Is Written By You

the words above the define a word button

bob: hey i cant read what are those letters highlighted in blue?
johnquivius: they say "Urban Dictionary Is Written By you" stoopid.

by prize_hood7 December 18, 2022

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Urban dictionary

You clicked on the wrong link probably... Meant to get to the home of urban dictionary but clicked the definition, what an idiot.

I'ma go check on urban dictionary my home place to roast people

Oh wait, I'ma idiot I didn't click on the first link.

by Ocaink Boi January 2, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A website. Only around 1% of the use of this website is the use it was meant to have.
The other 99% is shreksual stuff and personal stuff.

So let me show you some real-life searches i did.

me - *looks up Moustache*
"When you jizz below someones nose and rip off your pubic hairs so it sticks"
me - *looks up House*
"Theres one thats white and Donald Trump shouldnt have it"
me - *looks up Otter*
"Your Wetter than an Otters pocket."
me - *looks up Rock*
"the best make-out music ever my dude"

So thats what urban dictionary is.

by scarful23 December 10, 2020

Urban Dictionary

Used for memes, then for information, then memes again.

Joe: Hey, I need information, can I use your dictionary?
Bob: Just use Urban Dictionary
Joe: That's not used for information! Its used for Memes!
Bob: Info!
Joe: Memes!
U.D.: Shut up
Both: ok

by HEY! SHUT UP! October 25, 2018

Urban Dictionary Author

Unfunny rascals badly adorning net dormitories in cringey, torturous, iotas of neurological acidity racking your attention under tremendous hordes of regret.

That joke took way too much for what it’s worth. I guess the real Urban Dictionary Author was the me i made along the way.

by Lil Holland October 8, 2023