Nearly Pissed On the Third

Derives from the episode of Mythbusters:

A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.

The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.

Jon: Aw mate imagine if you went out with Cersei.

Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019

Suicide Piss

When you latch on to your significant other against there will and urinate profusely on them.

“Derek suicide pissed on me last night. I was so mad....but it was kinda hot.

by Bigboner123 January 10, 2021

Pissed/pissed off

Bad ass. Cool as shit. Hard core.

Pissed- Dude, that tattoo is pissed!
Pissed off- I've suped up my car, now I have a pissed off ride!
Pissed- That show was pissed/pissed off!!

by Maiden666 August 6, 2018

Piss Baby

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is below average at video games (below the stage).

Shush you little Piss Baby

by Cow205 July 1, 2024

piss yellow

the most eyebleeding eyeburning color of yellow to exist

Piss yellow is the leading cause of xanthophobia because its so goddamn bright.

by corvus x3 July 22, 2024

pissing annoying

When you're so annoyed that you could piss yourself.

Serena got me pissing annoying!

by U mumma March 3, 2021

tramp pissed

To be shit faced drunk to a degree that is usually reserved for the homeless community.

This is traditionally done on the cheapest nastiest alcoholic beverage available at any given time.

Guy 1: dude I've had such a shit day, wanna grab a few beers

Guy 2: I'm broke man, let's go the the off license, get some cheap shit and get tramp pissed

by w3z010 May 11, 2014