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Beating my meat

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.
brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"
by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023
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Loose Meat

A man that is reckless with his reproductive organs. He does not care where he places his seeds nor the consequences that come along with such careless. A man that complains to the world about all of his baby mamas after the child support cases accumulate. At the height of climaxing during raw sex he allows the feeling of ejaculation to clout his thinking and does not pull out therefore impregnating a woman he doesn’t truly know to be a good mother or partner. He also won’t work a regular job to avoid child support garnishments.

Term Coined by. Javonne M Clark

Year 2023
Daquaniante has 3 baby mama’s and 7 kids he doesn’t care who he has a baby by he’s a “Loose Meat”.

No, im not dealing with you boy you have too many baby mamas and kids everywhere your a “Loose Meat”.

Bro, don’t you have like 11 kids? You a “Loose Meat”.
by Javonne M Clark March 8, 2024
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crazy meat

Penis: The most insane sexual penis a woman has ever had...!
roommate:1. damn bro i didnt perform last night.!

roommate:2. haha bro my girl went crazy for the CRAZY MEAT LAST NIGHT
by KENNY LOMAX January 1, 2012
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Meat Bagel

Synonym for a woman's private area.
Look at how tight Kathy's leisure pants are. You can see her meat bagel through them! Jeff's mom's titties
by jerkbag donny October 18, 2011
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Meat cigret

A piece of meat shaped as a cigarette like beef jerky or jack links
Charles:"Hey stevo when u go to the store can u get me a meat cigret"
Stevo:"yeah I got u"
by Meat cigret February 18, 2017
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Meat Lion

A total slut. Basically a penis-struck girl.
Girl - Hey boys! I'll see any or all of you in the locker bay after school!
Guy - Fuck off you Meat Lion!
by HairyScrotum69 December 22, 2013
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Meat tweezers

Meat tweezers are used for grilling chicken, steak, pork, etc.
I grabbed the meat tweezers to get the steaks off of the grill.
by Mrchristian January 22, 2022
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