onion god

i shall am onion god i make onions for onion farms

i made that onion not that dumb onion farmer cause i am onion god

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

God struck

When you are going through with an action and you stop in the act, and quit. The feeling that god is with you and that you are doing the wrong thing.

I was waxing my wife then I was god struck, I decided to go out for ic cream

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Sex God

D Gregg

Wow that guy is a Sex God he gets tonnes of pussy

by D Gregg June 6, 2016

Tryna meet god

Slang for taking a heroic dose of psychedelics—usually magic mushrooms—with the goal of having a life-altering, mind-expanding experience. Often involves confronting your ego, laughing a lot, seeing the universe unravel, and coming back as a person who now drinks tea and talks about “energy” unironically.

“Bro you tryna meet god”

“Bro I got us an ounce of shrooms… you tryna meet god”
“Yeah he came back wearing a poncho and talking about forgiveness. Guess he meet god”

by glockaholic April 22, 2025

God Rocket

When god whips out his big ugly penis that had a errection and smites the people of earth

Will opened wide when he saw the god rocket

by RocketRFGT December 31, 2014

Resin God

The ability to always be able to scrape resin out of peices and use it. Regardless of peice shape or size. This ability is only known to be bestowed onto Keynen, The Resin God.

Dude, Keynen is a fucking Resin God!

by ggndag2000 January 8, 2021

gods chopping block

vagina

i got splinters off gods chopping block

by wormxing October 19, 2010