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dick-do

When a guy's stomach sticks out farther than his dick does.
Person 1: Josh, you should start working out to take care of that dick-do.
Person 2: What the hell is a dick-do?
Person 1: You know...it's where your stomach sticks out farther than your dick do.
by Angela February 11, 2003
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Sick Dick

A male's genitalia that is unable to function in it's formal way and may be infected with AIDS/HIV, warts, and unspecified fluids. This person has a very awful stench due to the inconvenience he's allegedly going through.
Remember that bitch you boned the other day? Well, she was telling everyone that she got gang banged by a couple of niggas and one of them turned out to have a sick dick. Idk what she meant by that until she started to describe what that meant, and bruhh, that's some sick shit!
by MistahRigoh September 22, 2015
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dick wit

A male who thinks harder with his penis than his brain. An appropriate substitute for douche.
by TheThatcher June 28, 2014
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Chrome Dick

A man in his early thirties to early forties who thinks he can still pick up 21 year old chicks. A Chrome Dick has slicked back hair, a gold chain around his neck and/or wrist, chest hair sticking out of the top of his hawaiian button up shirt, with a cell phone (or pager) clipped onto the side of his pants. This type of man can be seen smoking cigars while driving his sports car on his way to the country club.
"That guy's a Chrome Dick!"
by Kuney December 30, 2008
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Dick Destroyer

Abbey was in the middle of giving Ty a blowjob, then Robby came in with a chainsaw and cut off ty's dick. prime example of a dick destroyer
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Dick Sniffer

1.) A complete and utter Douchebag.

2.) A causal term used to rip on your friends like Phillip or Ian.
1.) Check out that guys Ed Hardy shirt. What a dick sniffer!

2.) What's up Phillip you Dick Sniffer?
by bbcarolan March 28, 2011
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Dick Chuck

When a girl deep throats your weiner, gags, then barfs all over you, your dick, and everything else.
A week after the Dick Chuck I was still trying the get the stains out of the carpet and my weiner.
by rocketman January 30, 2005
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