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poking device

When a man is spooning his partner and ends up poking them in the back with his poking device (erect penis) - whether on purpose or by accident.
I can feel your poking device. Poke me with it.
by surprise shark January 26, 2025
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Standard Deviation

In Finance, a higher standard deviation means the returns are more spread out, but a lower standard deviation means the returns are more consistent or stable.
"Last year, Stock A had a standard deviation of 10%, which means its price fluctuated by about 10% from the average return"
by Willow Terry January 27, 2025
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the devil's moustache

An itchy streak of fecal matter that stretches the length of your buttcrack.
Andre: Man, I sure got sweaty hiking this trail in 90 degree weather. I need to stop off at the brook and scrub off the devil's moustache. I have not showered for days on this camping trip.

Brock: Make it snappy, we need to make camp yonder before the sun sets.

Andre: Sure thing. I will use my underwear to scrub off what I can and go commando the rest of the way.

Brock: Don't forget to use your hand sanitizer before you make our sandwiches.
by cut the cards February 23, 2026
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Plot devices

Yeah, that's why the new Star Wars movies sucked, by the way. You listening to George Lucas instead of me.
A retard "But George Lucas said the Force is a plot device!"

Hym Iam "Yeah, that's not how fucking plot devices work jackass. A plot device is a broader category under which POWER SYSTEMS fall. So Plot Device:
-Power System
-Deus Ex Machina
-McGuffin
-Etc
If everything conflict if the movie is resolved by the plot device then what do the CHARACTERS in the movie actually do? Nothing! The Force DID EVERYTHING in those movies. Rey is tied to table? Jedi mind trick! Why would she even know that was a thing! Anyone who has seen it wouldn't remember that it had happened. Rey loses a lightsaber Duel to Kilo Ren? The Force wins for her! Everything she does in the movie is completely unearned because she's literally a Force puppet and the Force does everything. Look a movie where every conflict is resolved by Deus Ex Machina! I mean, you can do it as like a gag. Like Bullet Train is essentially that but that doesn't apply to anyone other then the main character. Deus Ex Machina is Brad Pits POWER in the movie. It's his gimmick. He has uncanny reaction/action speed and a Domino from X-men-Esque Deus Ex Machina field. But the Star Wars was bad. End of thing."
by Hym Iam March 4, 2026
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The devils cumshot

When a taquito or pizza roll shoots the molten insides to the back of your throat
Dude! Don’t eat those taquitos straight out of the oven, they’ll give you the devils cumshot!
by Nighttoker69 February 17, 2025
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jack devine

by jack devine420 February 20, 2025
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