I can tell the ocean water is cold because Maddie just got out and I can see her bikini beans from here.
by anonymous December 7, 2023

Is it a fruit or a vegetable? No one knows but what we do know is if you want the farts of god then they are the food for you.
You: I HAD BEANS FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER*farts*
Everyone: *puts on a gas mask as quick as possible but still die to the power of BEANS!!!!*
Everyone: *puts on a gas mask as quick as possible but still die to the power of BEANS!!!!*
by Search Beans, I Dare You May 19, 2020

That sweet sweet headgear poking out from where your aiming, just to get knocked off with your deagle after hitting one of the nastiest shots of your life
by Kyler ;) June 8, 2020

by CaleeebtheCat February 10, 2021

by Salty cherrio July 27, 2025

No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

girl 1: I can't believe you are wearing that skirt, it's going to get below freezing tonight.
girl 2: Tell me about it, my bean is cold!
girl 2: Tell me about it, my bean is cold!
by lovesdinosaurs28 November 10, 2012
