klad moment

it’s having a goofy moment

friend 1: hey bro i told my crush i loved her the first time we met
friend 2: you are such a klad
friend 1: bro wdym i’m a klad
friend 2: i mean u had a klad moment

by Smashking69 May 21, 2022

spinning cockroach moment

when you find a cockroach in the car and you throw it on the road and it spins helplessly on the road

wow, i just had a spinning cockroach moment

by person personnium August 23, 2023

banana moment

A moment that is truly fucked up, insane, or just odd. A moment that gets you stuck in a choke mayhaps.

A: truly a banana moment when you shit yourself in the middle of performing in the band class.

B: ... WHAT THE FUCK.

by autism master March 16, 2024

Mikey Moment

A term used to refer to a particular time in which a person says or does something perceived as unintelligent, overcomplicated, or inaccurate.

Boy 1 had a Mikey Moment when he went skydiving without a parachute. This was his final Mikey Moment.

by Drafnic July 30, 2021

Meghana moment

When you say something stupid, it is often termed a "Meghana moment" due to the ethnic linkage related to the name.
--> Buff: If named Meghana, 4 times more predisposed to have a Meghana moment.

"Do dicks roll up inside your intestine"
"Dude you just had a Meghana moment."
"Oh shit"

by meghana918 April 14, 2025

Kobi moment

A Kobi moment is a moment where people are lazy about projects or refuse to do anything related to work

He refused to wipe his ass, what a Kobi moment

by Kobisauce August 10, 2025

Satomi moment

The satomi moment is a "way of life" more than it is a moment or action. It can be defined as being the unluckiest person and making the worst possible decisions in every moment of their life. Usually everything related with loving hentai, big tits, having way too high women standards, lolicon, underaged girls, getting rejected, ghosted, etc, are considered satomi moments

Example 1:
Man 1 - "That guy just got rejected by a girl, its his 11th in a row"
Man 2- "Yeah, Satomi moment"
Example 2:
Man 1 - "Holy shit look at that cute girl"
Man 2 - "She's 12 dude, that's a satomi moment"

Example 3:
Man 1 - "I love to play Aatrox and like to watch hashinshin"
Man 2 - "Well he's a child molester and predator so that makes sense, satomi moment"

Example 4:
Man 1 - "My jungler never ganks me when I play Aatrox, this is unplayable"
Man 2 - "You died 5 times in the first 4 minutes, top diff, satomi moment"

Example 4:
Man 1 - "If you smite my cannon I go AFK"
Man 2 - *Smites cannon* "I need the gold xdd"
Man 1 - *Alt f4*
Man 3 - "Satomi moment "

by Loktir October 9, 2022