Fucked up

A vulgar way of expressing a situation that is unsurmountably ruined or messed up ; often a way of emphasising the stupidity of said person's actions and intended to offend them on a mental level ; an elevated way of describing a pure dumbass

John: I gave Jim 20 quarters and in return I got 100 pennies! What a TRADE! :D
James: Dude you can't get more fucked up than that....

by SiddyBoo June 2, 2015

shitload of fuck

Phrase used to describe something that is really bad or undesirable.

Mike: Dude, can you believe this game?
James: No, it's such a shitload of fuck!

by Fred Gorut November 1, 2013

Volcano Fuck

An overreacting immature young adult. Often swears and curses loudly, when at a loss of words.

The volcano fucks are also known to create there own words in a heated conversation cock knob Fish Bag

Most volcano fucks are unemployed and snowboard

Hey Matt stop being such a volcano fuck

by SuperGura August 25, 2010

Cultured as Fuck

This is a common expression for when one out cultures someone and enlightens them as to how the world works.
See ex.

Mollie: "Wow I had no idea that was how it worked!"
Alek: "What can I say, I'm cultured as fuck!"

by Alejandro1414 December 29, 2011

Fuck Puppy

The concept that many couples seem to have defining a role of a person that will join their sexual relationship much like an innocent and helpless puppy would. Also, any person filling such a role.

Can you believe that she is willing to be their Fuck Puppy?!?! I mean they don't even let her hang out with her friends anymore. I think it's really sad, I wish she would maintain better boundaries for herself!

by BonezTheGoon February 6, 2013

may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

numb-fuck

When a couple is having sex and all of a sudden the man loses his errection.

Dave: Shit, NO! Not again. I losing my errection.

Sandy: SHIT, Dave you're such a numb-fuck.

by R_Courtlandt January 12, 2009