Shit Nipple

General insult; usually meaning the person is both weak and a jerk, but is also used to express angry dislike of a person or their actions.

"After all that talk about how he was such a better worker than us, John didn't get a raise. What a shit nipple."

"Use your damn turn signal, you shit nipple!"

by Dark Dave May 17, 2013

shit tit

a name you would bestow upon a fellow human in which you thoroughly despise and wish to terminate.

"Hey there's Mike!"
"Fuck Mike. He's a shit tit."

by swankz June 11, 2013

aggressive shit

A shit that makes your asshole it's bitch.

I had the worse aggressive shit last night.

by Kitty Licker 666 January 20, 2014

shitting distance

Being with in a close enough range to home to be able to quickly return to take a dump.

I'm within shitting distance so I'll be right back.

by GatSmith January 31, 2014

Gorrilla shit

The word used to describe an extremely large human faeces. Due to the size of it,it looks like it may have originated from a gorrilla's ass rather than from a person.

Dude I just took the biggest gorrilla shit in that Walmart bathroom.I think theyll have to cement over that fucker coz the bowl is plugged solid man!

by dunebuggypilot February 2, 2014

kiddie shit

when an adult is acting in a child like manner, they are presumed to be on some kiddie shit....

"He's on some kiddie shit, says he's scared to watch a horror movie"

"He sleeps w a night light lol", thats some kiddie shit"

by stiff arm myeazy March 1, 2014

Squid Shit

When someone who has recently eaten Mexican food is spooked causing them to squirt their pants with a ink like shit substance. This "squid shit" is best visible when victim is in a pool, ocean or hot tub.

Bryan was enjoying a nice relaxing soak in his new hot tub when his neighbor Bill poked his head over the fence to say hello. Bryan immediately squid shit his hot tub and used his arms to fan himself down into the deepest point of his hot tub.

by Big Lud the Stud July 18, 2014