Bean

The dumbest thing you could ever call someone. If you’ve ever called someone bean you deserve the death penalty and to die the slowest most painful death possible. You deserve even worse if it’s used to talk about a significant other or a guy/girl best friend.

Bean guess what just happened. Hey bean hows it going?

by human toaster oven February 9, 2021

Beans

Beans are seed like food. Beans are what cause late night farts. They are what cause your significant other to kick you out of the bed at 2am. They are what cause people to smell and make weird faces. They also cause big shits and make you smell like sweaty pits.

Ass: farts

Me: I ate beans earlier!!!!

by MARGRET MARY July 12, 2017

Bean

MDMA

He off the bean

by xjsvg December 18, 2021

Bean

Not Bean(s) but just a bean for the small-mouthed

Pass me a Bean mum.

by FrappaCHINA December 7, 2020

Bean-farmer

When a female put her hand down the front of her pants and wipes her vag and then smell that hand to check to see if her vag smells

I seen a bean-farmer on north st Daytona Beach

by Letmynutsgo86 February 15, 2023

Bean

A term for the brain but it’s funny

How’s your bean Haylee?
I don’t have a bean stop teasing me

by Fuckhaylee001 April 6, 2021

Smol bean

A person (typically on the internet) who will aggressively attack others, only to feign being small and helpless when critiqued even slightly for their behavior.

He was aggressively rude towards me, but as soon as I called him out for his behavior he turned into a smol bean.

by Smolbeanuwu74 April 6, 2024