Beans

Beans are seed like food. Beans are what cause late night farts. They are what cause your significant other to kick you out of the bed at 2am. They are what cause people to smell and make weird faces. They also cause big shits and make you smell like sweaty pits.

Ass: farts

Me: I ate beans earlier!!!!

by MARGRET MARY July 12, 2017

Lil String Bean

Lil string bean is basically just a very short string bean. That is about it.

Wow, I am just as short as a lil string bean - everyone.

by H I June 8, 2018

feet beans

another word for toes

omg your feet beans look so delicious! Can i suck them?🥰

by Meow 😸 July 5, 2020

Mexican Bean Mash

The act of cooking refried beans inside a Hispanic woman’s anal cavity utilizing a penis wrapped in a tin foil condom

Sabrina: ay carambà Juanito and I just whipped up the spiciest Mexican Bean Mash

Guadalupe: ¡que Mierda!

by OfficiallyDrDubious June 25, 2025

Bean palming

When getting head from a bald female or short haired female and you rest your hand in top of their head. Bean palming

I was chilling with this girl last night and one thing lead to another, next thing I knew I was bean palming the girl.

by Oneewayy777 January 31, 2021

beane stalk

when somebody stalks someone for an excessive amount of time, with the and they knew/know about it.

harry has been beane stalking Cassidy. its really funny because whenever he does it, she gets goosebumps.

by URBANLEGEND001 August 21, 2016

Keen as beans

keen as beans is a describing word to call someone who wants you to buy them a gatorade bottle so they can smoke ket till they are blind

Person 1 "hi keen as beans here could you buy me a gatorade bottle so i can smoke ket till im blind"
person 2 "sure keen as beans"

by elibeefpope March 20, 2024