Dirty Clicquot

When you poop on someone's outerwear.

Last night she Dirty Clicquot'd on my jacket.

by Dirtyclicquot July 14, 2015

Dirty Jaxson

When a guy with a huge cock stretches your pussy the distance of a black hole.

Samantha got a bad case of the dirty Jaxson last night when Chad stretched her pussy out with his Schlong.

by Eatmypussy69 December 24, 2020

Dirty McFlurry

After eating McDonalds and realize you are going to have the runs so you grab a fan and squeeze a loose shit through it creating a "feces flurry" that somewhat resembles a snow flurry except that it's brown. Extra points if you are able to unleash your Dirty McFlurry on your sleeping partner.

Dude, I had a Big Mac before heading home and woke up in the middle of the night about to shit the bed. Had just enough time to grab the fan and give that chick a Dirty Mcflurry...

by Jammmmmmmz April 12, 2019

Dirty Kodi

When engaging in premarital sex, pull out a trumpet and have your partner pee into the bell while you drink it through the mouth piece.

I wanna spice things up, let's use your trumpet and do a Dirty Kodi.

by Kodaddy July 25, 2020

dirty perrin

A parent that so resents their children that they are wilfully neglectful.
A parent that would rather see their child fail than succeed.

She wouldn't jump in the pool to save her drowning daughter. She's such a dirty perrin.

by Angel Swallows June 6, 2017

dirty dartanion

When you eat 7 cheese burgers and proceed to cry and jerk off afterwords

Man I'm still hungry after I did the dirty dartanion

by Dirtyolken October 15, 2022

Dirty Mitchel

A dirty Mitchel is the act of getting your best friends oily balls dragged across your forehead and your toes

Yo I was at my friends and we did a dirty mitchel

by Steven lime April 29, 2022