Golden Chocolate

A person that is annoyed by everything unless he wins, also love yugioh cards, anime, and playing videos games with shitty gcards.

I just played against this golden chocolate player in sc2 ranked, i made if so mad with my cheeeeeese

by Rhyno_Wins October 27, 2020

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Big Chocolate

Big Chocolate is the husband of steph, he loves her very much, but he also loves Bladee and drain gang. He owns an irony page. He is silly and goofy. gay gay gay gay gay

He just recited another Bladee lyric, he’s so Big Chocolate.

by BigChocolate123 July 15, 2022

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Chocolate cake batter surprise

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise

He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

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Chocolate Heat

When a big sweaty black man comes and lays on you.

"When Jerome comes back from the gym he gives me the classic Chocolate Heat"

by Closecomic October 1, 2016

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chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

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