I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

Beaned

A synonym for being quite high

Lee was beaned last night

by Bhooper1 January 3, 2023

String bean pie

Pie with string beans in it

Aw man that (string bean pie) was delish

by String bean Man24 October 8, 2017

Bean sauce

A collaboration of "cool beans" and "Awesome sauce" in an attempt to poke fun at those who use such phrases. Often use as a reply to a heavily agreed upon statement or it can be used in place of "fuck yeah" or "right on".

You: "How much do i owe you?"

Me: "This one is on the house."
You: "bEaN sAuCe."

by Dah-Tah September 4, 2018

Bean Team

A group of thorough individuals motivated by the Bag.

Female 1: Who were those guys you were with?
Female 2: Oh, that was the Bean Team. You should slide with me next time.
Female 1: Bet, sayless.

by Unknown Bean July 24, 2020

Bean Bank

The act of loading and storing any type of bean into the foreskin of a penis

Tom had to bean bank his magical beans in order to cross the border without them getting confiscated.

by The teller of words January 14, 2022

Beans

specifically Heinz Beans

*Twitch streamer has beans*

*The whole chat* THIS MOTHER FUCKER EATIN' BEANS

by Chew how feel Gum it Five November 16, 2021