Falcon Piss

The peregrine falcon is the fastest animal on Earth, capable of reaching speeds over 389 kph (242 mph) during its hunting dive (stoop). If said Falcon were to pee WHILE hunting, the velocity in which the pee comes out added to the falcons current speed means THAT pee is fast as ferk!

Did you guys see the formula one race, the winner was fast as Falcon Piss!

by PacificNorthWesty February 15, 2026

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Falcon Piss

The peregrine falcon is the fastest animal on Earth, capable of reaching speeds over 389 kph (242 mph) during its hunting dive (stoop). If said Falcon were to pee WHILE hunting, the velocity in which the pee comes out added to the falcons current speed means THAT pee is faster than the Falcon.

Did you guys see the formula one race, the winner was faster than Falcon Piss!

by PacificNorthWesty February 15, 2026

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Falcon Piss

Falcons are the fastest animal on the planet. When hunting, they reach speeds of 240 MPH. If a Falcon took a pee while hunting, the pee would be traveling faster than the Falcon.

Did you gets watch the Formula 1 races this weekend? The winner was faster than Falcon Piss!

by PacificNorthWesty February 15, 2026

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turbo piss

When you push the piss out extra hard when pissing.

John: “Woah dude, how did you finish pissing so fast?”

Juandale: “I turbo pissed.”

John: “Nice.”

Juandale: “And I didn’t wash my hands.”

by noahknigga February 7, 2025

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pig piss drinker

a people who fucking love drinking pig piss

pig piss drinker:can i make a food wih pig piss
adult people:NO what the fuck, dude i will throw up if you drink it
pig piss drinker: *start recording* hello guys today we are making a food with pig piss with fry, lets do it shall we here goes nothing
adult person:*stop recording* dude stop youre gonna die dude

by qwertyfucker101 March 2, 2025

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