That Kid 

There is always that one kid at every school. They're always saying some fucked up shit nd acting goofy for attention and to make people laugh. They're the type of kid to smoke a bit of weed during lunch, and then go into class blasting music in their earphones, loud enough for everyone to hear. That kid doesn't even give a fuck about school but somehow manages to get by in all their courses. That kid probably wears hoodies and look like a mess half of the time. If that kid is a girl then she wears crop tops, or tight clothes, a crap ton of makeup and is always swearing and talking loud. That kid is such the type to walk into class with nice drinks and snacks like Starbucks or Fiji water, without even having a lot of cash. That Kid probably vapes and does stupid stuff like blowing bubbles in the hallways and talk really loud about dumb shit during class with friends. That kid doesn't even make sense when they talk and is definitely lacking common sense or brain cells since they can't even talk properly to people. That kid probably drives a nice car (because they're spoiled), and complains about how much of a struggle their life is. That kid is that one kid that asks the teacher's to play video games during class. Or that give awful inappropriate movie recommendations to teachers and talk to some teachers like their one of the bros. The list could go on and on and on, but basically you know what type of kid I'm talking about.

That Kid is so funny man, when are they ever going to learn.

That Kid by goofbitchx June 8, 2022

Theatre Kid Fascism 

Theatre kid fascism is the type of government instituted by the Blackrock Administration in 2021. It involves an oligarchy where the government, major corporations, and the media work in tandem to advantage the most privileged individuals in society using moral blackmail and foot soldiers of the mentally ill, suburban white woman, the heavily indebted, and other white collar demographics to silence dissent from subjects who do not send emails for living and can no longer afford to drive to work.

The government is usually staffed by trust funds kids , and the most important qualities for advancement are extreme self-importance, the ineed to destroy others for personal gain due to bullying in high school, willingness to support abuses of human rights internationally if such policy allows you repost stories on instagram for attention, and a love for singing and dancing.

What cannot be accomplished by government fiat is done by corporations, which are staffed by political operatives who were actually competent enough to cash out in the private sector. These corporations coordinate with the government and the media, a tertiary field for operatives too incompetent for both the public and private sector, to advance the regimes’ goals through ESG programs at hedge funds that make it impossible to secure funding for anything that isn’t made by Uyghur slaves in coal-powered China or mined by child laborers in Africa and conveniently are needed to prevent proclaimed end of the world.

Jimmy: Man it just cost $80 for me to fill up my gas tank, but did you see the video of the Former Director of The Disinformation Governance Board singing about how she wants to have sex with Harry Potter?

Steve: I did, I love living under Theatre Kid Fascism!

Theatre Kid Fascism by Phil Girazin June 10, 2022

fortnite kid 

you have no life if you search this

no lifer if you are a fortnite kid

fortnite kid by blaze_axey June 13, 2022

00s kid 

00s kids spent most of their childhood in 2000-09 (born approx. 1995-2001). 00s kids were alive when 9/11 happened but most were too young to remember it, and they graduated high school before COVID.

This is the Drake and Josh, High School Musical, Suite Life of Zack and Cody, etc. generation

Alyssa was born in 1998. She's an 00s kid.

00s kid by ars1998 June 14, 2022

big kid purchase 

your first big purchase, but weirdly after you turn 18

Johnny's first big kid purchase could be a car
Elliot's (me) is going to be his our electric shaver

big kid purchase by aspenjames June 15, 2022

Ipad kid 

a kid who coughs and walks around like a fucking baby. A kid who sharts on ipads And likes jahvon coming out as gay on his old tiktok.

ipad kid

Ipad kid by keaiu June 16, 2022

That Kid 

That kid is such a fucking kid man. Theyre act like stupid spoiled IPad kid. They don't think much as thinking hrth their brain. They ask stupid questions in class in front of everyone without shame, That kid may actually be smart, but they act really really fucking stupid. That Kid definenetley loves weed. and that kid probably gets bad grades in school but somehow ends up getting by because they're a spoiled slacker that always gets what they want That kid dfineltley loves fast food like McDonald's and pizza and they probably cry whenever they feel stressed or whwnever they have homework. That kid is the type of kid to play computer or phone games in class instead of taking notes or doing work. That kid probably has a learning disability since they can't focus for shit. That kid acts whack and is gofy as hell. When that kid was younger they were definetley an IPad Kid. Everyone has that one kid in their class.

I swear when I find That Kid Imma get them

That Kid by bedpoatoe// June 16, 2022