Jimmy Jizzy John 

When She jerks you off with mayonnaise, and after you cum she slaps it on a turkey sandwich and goes to town eating it

She gave him a Jimmy Jizzy John and wasn’t hungry after

Jimmy Jizzy John by TRIXareForMeHoe June 18, 2023

thats a ASDA john

scruffy looking leech that attaches to anyone until all goodwill is exhausted and, has to be physically removed at which point will search for next victim

Have you managed to get rid of ASDA John or is he still using everything you got in bruv ?

Well thats a ASDA John

thats a ASDA john by ASDA John September 1, 2023

To get John Wicked 

To get ‘‘john wicked’’ or ‘‘john wicking someone’’ means having your dog shot at or shooting someone’s dog.
Based on the John Wick saga, where the whole story starts because someone killed his beloved dog.

@Victoriayavnyi on YT : I feel safe working out at night thanks to my big dog.

Some bitter men in the comments: A gun would end him. I pray for you to get John Wicked.

Person 1: My dog is my best protector.
Person 2: Until I John Wick you.

To get John Wicked by slangingshark September 24, 2023

When Today Is Friday But John Didn't Go To The Movies: 

A meme on Reddit that people started making darker versions of like, John didn't go to the movies because he was killed by minions.

Wanna go to the movies on Friday John?
When today is Friday but John didn't go to the movies:

When Today Is Friday But John Didn't Go To The Movies: by BootyJuice21 September 22, 2023

St. John the Baptist

A school full of white kids. The teachers are terrible and can’t say anyone’s name right. The school doesn’t have much money so they have a ton of useless fundraisers. It is a bad school here all the kids are depressed.

St. John the Baptist is the worst school.

St. John the Baptist by Hejdjfjr riock April 24, 2019

Mrs. John 

The female version of Mr. John, because they share everything, from thoughts to humor to emotions. The luckiest woman in the world, who has given her heart to her very best friend.

He was Mr. John and she was his Mrs. John.

Mrs. John by AmatoTheBeloved February 14, 2020

John Mayer 

A very talented musician. Girls like his lyrics, and guys like his insane guitar skills. Guys pretend to like his lyrics so they can get laid, and girls pretend to appreciate his guitar skills to impress her guy friends. He is surprisingly good live, rips off a lot of Hendrix, and many have said that he does Jimi justice. A lot of people are ashamed to say they like him, (mainly because of his terrible mainstream pop songs that in no way show his talent, i.e. Waiting on the World to Change, Your Body Is a Wonderland, etc.) especially "hardcore" Hendrix fans who won't admit he's a sick guitarist.

Don't be jealous cause you know John Mayer is better than you.

John Mayer by Klephmeh January 10, 2008