Flaming cunt

you're a flaming cunt = flame in comparison to fire, therefore the magnitude of your cuntism is at a large scale, furthermore commenting on the nature of your attitude, referred to as rather 'fire like'

Mate, you're being a straight up flaming cunt

by flamingcuntalessia October 4, 2016

Cunt Funk

Noun used to describe the unpleasant smell of dirty, sweaty or generally unkempt vaginas.

"We we're going to have sex but once the clothes were off there was a strange smell of old shrimp. Turns out she had mad Cunt Funk."

by typhy1990 October 13, 2016

Cunting license

A cunting license is a permit to do/say Cuntish things. Used in a rhetorical fashion.

Steve: I don't understand why people with depression don't just get over it.

Reasonable person: I'm going to need to see your Cunting license and registration please.

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Sir, are you aware how fast you were cunting?

by Thehotone November 16, 2015

Cunt Face

A cunt face is a childish bitch who gets on your last motherfucking nerve, who doesn’t do anything when asked to, and annoys the shit out of everyone around them especially when you have a class with them.

“Move out the way cunt face”

by Asspickle21 May 12, 2019

budget cunt

someone who acts like a peasant and refuses to share their spoils with their best mates #budgetcunt

During a session of bare raving, Phil acted like a budget cunt and refused to share his power gak with his mates despite them all sharing the Levis and Kitkat around

by #budgetcunt January 5, 2018

cunt-spastic

Cunt-spastic (adjective-noun), a person or persons (cunt-spastics) who ignored social distancing rules during the United Kingdom lockdown for the COVID-19 pandemic and routinely and knowingly broke the 2m rule for coming within 2metres of a person that is not a part of their household.
Not to be confused with the term spastic joey as this merely refers to a person who is broken.
Where particular emphasis needs to made simply adding the word fucking will work well, there are many adaptions for this and would work well in many regional dialects.

Our lass, look at those cunt-spastics standing outside that shop
Step away from my shopping trolley you cunt-spastic
No! I will not massage your genitals, I've never met you before you cunt-spastic

by DampDavy April 24, 2020

cunt carrot

A carrot that was used for vaginal masturbation, involving the carrot puncturing into the vagina.

Linda: "I used a carrot to masturbate last night, harry."
Harry: "Well then, that carrot is now a cunt carrot."

by kordru March 11, 2020