fart knock

when someone knocks on your ass until you fart much like shart knock

i like to fart knock on my animal

by vhcuo0gogfd May 10, 2014

Balls Farting💯

Balls farting💯 Often happens when dad is drunk. But honestly can happen whenever you feel like it.

“ ‘there are like 12 people from my highschool….’ ” nah, Balls farting💯

by Lilstickynutz January 19, 2022

Beat Box Fart

When you're in a group of people, and accidently fart, but to play it off, you start boom boxing, just in case someone heard it.

John: "oh yea, i saw that show last night,, *fart*... boom boom boomb ba boom boom ba boom bomb, DROP THE BEAT"

Leroy: "dude, did you just fart, then try to act like it was beat boxing?"

John: "Yea, i tried to use the "Beat Box Fart"

by C_SISTO October 15, 2010

dry as a popcorn fart

Dry as the desert. Lacking all moisture. Usually used when describing an extremely hot day, or really overcooked food. Gives the same feeling as when particularly dry food gets caught in your throat.

Good Lord! This chicken is as dry as a popcorn fart!

by GSDlover January 21, 2018

Break the Fart Wall

The point in a relationship where one first farts in front of the other

The honeymoon must be over, Tim felt comfortable enough to break the fart wall in bed, last night. This better not escalate to Dutch ovens any time soon..

by MILK27 June 15, 2018

Fart Fact 1

Over 99% of the gases in a fart don’t smell! This is because a fart is mostly oxygen, nitrogen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen and methane. Nitrogen is not produced in the gut, but comes from the air we breathe.

“Malcolm’s just let go a right stinker!”
“Yeah, he’s the living antithesis of Fart Fact 1.”

by AKACroatalin October 27, 2019

Fart Fact 2

Only 1% of your fart actually smells! Even that little SBD you sneaked out that had everyone in the room wondering if the sewage works had broken down, even that was 99% of that was odourless gases like carbon dioxide, hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen, and methane. The 1% that smells is hydrogen sulphide and when you consider just how bad farts can smell it should come as no surprise that hydrogen sulphide is poisonous. It was even considered as a poison gas during WW1 but was too easily detected (the smell, of course).

“Malcolm’s just caused a major pollution event.”
“Let another one go has he?”
“He must be producing more than 1%, it’s contradicting Fart Fact 2!”

by AKACroatalin October 27, 2019