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weldon brown 

A male in his 50s whom drives a pedovan. He trolls public pools and matinee movies to creep on little kids.
weldon brown by Tom Patterson2 March 23, 2014

mystically brown 

A fine man who is ethnically ambiguous. I.e. Lenny kravitz
Lenny kravitz is mystically brown.
mystically brown by Elbow bones April 28, 2014

bloody brown 

A1C Brown discharging a brown lumpy substance from the penis after sex with Frazier
Bro that bloody brown was amazing
bloody brown by Jahns johnson July 29, 2014

kentucky brown rod 

The act of a one tooth uni-brow midget shitting on your partners dick while riding reverse cowgirl style
Last night my fiancé and I found the cutest place to get a Kentucky brown rod

Hot brown bake 

When you take a massive dump in a tanning bed, shut the lid, and turn it on.
Joe: Dude! I just left a hot brown bake in sun tan city yesterday!

John: No way man! I did the same thing!

Joe: That'll teach them not to let us bring our own bronzers!!
Hot brown bake by Taintslayer156 September 1, 2015

jahmar brown 

"Words cant even describe this sexy ass nigga. He has the best stroke ever. He the best at every sport especially steal your hoe" he is just perfect in every way and is makayla best friend."
"Look at that sexy ass nigga"

" jahmar brown has always been that way"
jahmar brown by pineaaples April 28, 2016