boss baby

1. Someone who acts as if or does things as if the world revolves around them
2. Someone who is cranky and takes this emotion out on others
3. Someone who radiates an aura of authority or entitlement

4. Aries

“My mom was being such a boss baby today.”

by djroomba314 December 4, 2018

Food Baby

When someone eats too much, and their stomach has the little roll. It looks some what similar to being under three months pregnant. As for the name, food baby it makes itself pretty self explanatory.

Rachel: Oh god I ate too much and now I have food baby!

by DJ India P March 6, 2009

baby vagina

any girl younger than yourself

april's a baby vagina she's only 15!

by Summer The Pimp October 7, 2003

Jelly Babies

When 2 gay men have sex and the lube, sperm, and blood mix to make little red jelly beans called Jelly Babies!

God that was so good look at all the Jelly Babies on my penis.

by The no one February 4, 2010

baby shoes

You wack off in a persons shoe, leaving your cum in there for them to step in and walk around it unknowingly. Leave your unborn children in their slippers or sneakers to get even.

Rich was so mad at Henry that to get even he jerked off into Henry's shoes. Boy Henry wasn't expecting to be walking around in Baby Shoes that day.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

baby poonie

A young girls vagina.

Lisa climbed a tree nude the other day and got sap all over her little baby poonie.

by D.R.W. November 13, 2007

retarded baby

The term refers to the boyfriend of a seemingly competent friend who has begun dedicating most of her time and energy to a guy who seems incapable of functioning on his own without excessive assistance, support and reassurance from her.

- Why did Jennifer leave the party so early? I feel like I haven't seen her in ages.

- She told me her boyfriend expressed that he didn't feel comfortable around people he hasn't known his entire life by throwing a beer bottle through Jan's parents car window so she was taking him home.

- I feel bad for her, it's like she's adopted a retarded baby.

by sambomas October 17, 2007