Fat Slutty Hippo

When a fat chick sleeps with your boyfriend.

YOU F@*#ING FAT SLUTTY HIPPO!

by earthshattering May 18, 2010

big fat and gay

a word which a certain individual uses to describe any bad or slightly abnormal situation

dean: "Year 11 is hard"
jono: "Is it?"
ben: "Yep, its big, fat and gay"

by Lukas Maximus Merridius July 23, 2003

January's Fat Ass

1) Fat annoying bitch that does not know when to shut her fat mouth.
2) Biggest slut in the world
3) Has a big case of jungle fever (look at example 2)
4) Makes triple xl look small... somehow...
5) Biggest piece of dirt.

1) January gave head to a black man and a mexcian at the same time
2) January gave head then to Gary Smith
3) Dosen't know how to dress wearing clothes that girls who have a waist of 40 inches or less should be wearing...
4) SHE HAD SEX WITH A 27 YEAR OLD!! AFTER HAVING SEX WITH A KID FROM LANDON!!

Man 1 - Well of course she wears tight clothes she needs to get business...
Man 2 - Not that tight damn... her fat is sticking out everywhere
Man 1 - Which layer are you talking about on her body?
Man 2 - Forget it, it's to hard to tell what's fat and what clothes.

by Mellion February 18, 2005

Two Fat Yams

Cousin of wordHalf a Yam on the Floor/word, brother of wordTwo Yams in a Bag/word, and distant relative of wordChow Yun Fat/word. Not as good an actor, but indistinguishable from all other relations.

Karate Kid: Man, Two Fat Yams can wreck Bruce Lee!
Karate Kracker: Chuck Norris can kick all your asses!
Some Other Guy: Shut the fuck up.

by Noodlepie September 19, 2003

fat lady with the bird

1. An extremely fat lady that teaches piano lessons with a bird beside her squakking away. This person is usally old and dumb like a wounded buffalo beast. She will yell at you if you get one note wrong and her bird will yell at you the whole time and she will pay more attention to the bird.Also when she sings the song it sounds like your killing a buffalo. A good song reminding you of the fat lady with the bird is the song "They Can't Take That Away From Me" by Frank Sinatra.

1.
Guy 1: Dude i just got done with the fat lady with the bird and she would stop being so annoying.
Guy 2: Aw Man that really stinks did you learn any thing?
Guy 1: Yea, bring a gun and some bird poison.

2. "The way you sing off key, the way you haunt my dreams, no they cant take that away from me" Frank Sinatra

by Peaknuckle June 9, 2006

Fat-tart

somebody that acts gay, retarded, stupid, funny or Just plain fruity. Used to describe a drunk or someone who runs like Forest Gump.

Joe is such a fat-tart He got drunk and ran around the neighborhood rubbing his tummy Yelling "The British are coming The British are coming!"

by Carpe Diem DLA February 18, 2009

fat boy

kinda like gay boy only fatter.

"Look at that faggot"
"Ah it's only fat boy"

by spazoooo February 2, 2009