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John Gunn'd

Its been John Gunn'd
Its been crashed e.g

Its been John Gunn'd
by Urbanlamb April 15, 2019
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John Richard Henry

They are rather lightskin or a brown color. Very large penis with a length of usually 8-10 inches they love women and loves talking about people they hate. There laughs are very attractive
Look at John Richard Henry, he’s so hot
by Fior Mell April 18, 2019
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John Curtis

A god in Half-Life 2, he's sneaky as a ninja while escaping from combine but deadly as a uh..john curtis when combine make him mad or kill his dog.
Citizen: Have you heard of John Curtis?
Civil Protection Officer: *has flashbacks*
by theultimaterandomnessepic September 12, 2019
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John

John is a beautiful, sweet, kind, sexy, guy. He is so faithful to the girl he loves. He plays football and basketball and has muscles of a god! He has the cutest smile and hottest voice. John has a 10 inch dick, and girls LOVE IT! Johns usually go good with Madison’s. John and Madison love to make out. They have some really hot sex too! Madi And John were on top of each other making out on the first date! They love each other’s bodies and walk around naked with each other. They touch each other and shower together. John has the hottest muscle and dick. A John naked is literally gold! John is a hot guy who makes out and has sex with Madison
Madison: My first date with John is tonight!
Shows John In Underwear Working Out
John: Gotta get nice and sexy for the date tonight!
Later That Night
Madi: Hi John
John: Hi
They talk for five minutes
One hour later

Shows Madi And John all over each other naked, lush smooching and kissing. They are having sex!
by Dave5473464 September 21, 2019
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John

He has a 30 inches dick and got a lot of girls.

He only wears the rich stuff like gucce, louis and prada. He is one of the funniest person and that why everybody loves him.
Do you know a John?
No, I only know ugly guys.
by Hellao September 29, 2019
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John

This dumb ass who is gay and homo and gets guys until things get nasty.
Let’s do it “john pulls down pants” never mined.
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john smith 3:15

“thou shall not dirty dance in da streets
my dance friends were reciting the bible verse john smith 3:15 to me yesterday
by Johnny Smith 315 October 1, 2019
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