fart moisture

Fart moisture is the result of water evaporating off a turtle head and condensing in one's undergarments/arse crack/trousers.

Oh dear, oh dear... I'm stuck here with fart moisture... I had better have a poo, hadn't I?

by Agent 47 July 15, 2007

fart knock

when someone knocks on your ass until you fart much like shart knock

i like to fart knock on my animal

by vhcuo0gogfd May 10, 2014

poopy nigger fart

when a nigger just ate the niggermeal at mcdonalds containing chicken purple koolaid and watermelon the food then digest it through the small intestine to the large intestine the food then gets shit out at around 40 km an hour making a fart radius of 5km

this stupid nigger just fucking poopy nigger farted on my cat

by i eat black babies May 2, 2022

Balls Farting💯

Balls farting💯 Often happens when dad is drunk. But honestly can happen whenever you feel like it.

“ ‘there are like 12 people from my highschool….’ ” nah, Balls farting💯

by Lilstickynutz January 19, 2022

Beat Box Fart

When you're in a group of people, and accidently fart, but to play it off, you start boom boxing, just in case someone heard it.

John: "oh yea, i saw that show last night,, *fart*... boom boom boomb ba boom boom ba boom bomb, DROP THE BEAT"

Leroy: "dude, did you just fart, then try to act like it was beat boxing?"

John: "Yea, i tried to use the "Beat Box Fart"

by C_SISTO October 15, 2010

dry as a popcorn fart

Dry as the desert. Lacking all moisture. Usually used when describing an extremely hot day, or really overcooked food. Gives the same feeling as when particularly dry food gets caught in your throat.

Good Lord! This chicken is as dry as a popcorn fart!

by GSDlover January 21, 2018

Break the Fart Wall

The point in a relationship where one first farts in front of the other

The honeymoon must be over, Tim felt comfortable enough to break the fart wall in bed, last night. This better not escalate to Dutch ovens any time soon..

by MILK27 June 15, 2018