Caleb Sattais

Caleb Sattais is the definition of a very VERY cool individual and everybody aspires to be just like him.

person 1: Jeez, Caleb Sattais is the coolest!

person 2: yea, I want to be just like him.

by Gerald Corsbey March 28, 2019

Dirty Satsi

Lesbian sixty-nine with men present and observe. That is, two women giving and recieving cunnilingus simultaneously while men stand by and watch.

Dude I watched jessica and chelsea doing a dirty Satsi at Adam's place. It was narley.

by Queen satsi March 29, 2019

Boston satay fondue pot

A man boils a pot of satay sauce in a fondue pot places his penis into the pot until it is well covered, then sticks his penis in a relevant hole.

"bro we cooked her up a good Boston satay fondue pot the other day haha"

by sataylover September 8, 2019

Sober Saturday

A challenge for most high schoolers and college students to refrain from all substance usage for one Saturday in a month. If they loose they’re a bitch.

A day where gabby decarlo’s only choice of substance is Jesus.
Hey gabby! You know what day it is?
No
Sober Saturday! So sober up or you’re gay!

by Analus Samus October 18, 2019

Eulian Satanism

Eulian Satanism is a branch of theistic Satanism created by a man going by the name of Chosen Nightmares. It branched off from LaVeyan Satanism around July of 2018. It is pronounced "you-lee-in".

"Do you want to come to church with me?"
"No thanks, I'm a Eulian Satanist."
"What on Earth does that mean? Do you sacrifice goats and children or something?"
"Absolutely not! Eulian Satanism is basically reverse Christianity."

by eulian-guild November 1, 2019

Stink satchel

An unwashed vagina.

She managed to squeeze four snits out of her stink satchel before the age of 21.

by Moira Faulds January 29, 2020

Multigenerational Satanist families

Multigenerational Satanist families often have very ancient surnames or habitational names of certain types. Often times many or most members of these particular families have been Satanists for hundreds or even thousands of years.

The 1992 FBI Cult Watch report on Satanic Ritual Abuse mentions multigenerational Satanist families.

by ScienceBurt February 2, 2020