by iliketoes2004 February 8, 2022
Get the max the simp mug.A simp is a rare medical condition in which a individual has unknown urges to be with a significant other for a prolonged period of time rather then spending valuable time with the boys!
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Get the SIMP mug.by Coonman October 23, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Someone that does way too much for someone they like. Especially girls. They will go around about asking girls out and getting rejected
by Cho620 May 22, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Friend 1: “Bro I do so much for this girl, but she won’t put out!”
Friend 2: “Brooo you got to stop being a simp butler! Chicks love it when you tell them no.”
Friend 2: “Brooo you got to stop being a simp butler! Chicks love it when you tell them no.”
by ZodiakTheory1 September 8, 2021
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Get the Simp mug.A man initiating and mantaining social interaction with a woman for the sole purpose of having sex with her, but failing.
Often (mis)used with a derogatory or sarcastic connotation to label men who can hold a perfectly normal conversation with members of the opposite sex.
Opposite: Pimp
A man initiating and mantaining social interaction with a woman for the sole purpose of having sex with her, and succeding.
Often (mis)used with a derogatory or sarcastic connotation to label men who can hold a perfectly normal conversation with members of the opposite sex.
Opposite: Pimp
A man initiating and mantaining social interaction with a woman for the sole purpose of having sex with her, and succeding.
(standard use)
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: LoL what a simp.
(derogatory)
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: I dunno man, maybe you should just, you know, get to know her? Maybe she doesn't like you going only after her body like that.
Man1: oh god really? Treat her like a person with feelings? You're such a simp, for f*ck's sake.
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: LoL what a simp.
(derogatory)
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: I dunno man, maybe you should just, you know, get to know her? Maybe she doesn't like you going only after her body like that.
Man1: oh god really? Treat her like a person with feelings? You're such a simp, for f*ck's sake.
by NeverTrevor January 30, 2021
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