Blud Moment

A moment where the user Blud^Milk intentionally says or creates the most mind-numbing statement.

"Yo, that post is kinda cringy... but at the same time, it seems ironic."

"Talk about a Blud Moment."

by qwerty-u September 8, 2021

Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.

My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.

by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022

Juris moment

An action or a set of actions that one would describe as being dumbass, symptomatic of a larger misunderstanding of human nature, quirky.

Jim has a crush on Blair, but is hitting on her lesbian friend Haisley. This is what I call a Juris moment.

by SparkleQueen27 May 8, 2024

wally moment

when somebody does something thinking everybody’s going to laugh but nobody does/when somebody is being embarrassing

“stop talking, that was a wally moment.”

by mspianowoman September 10, 2023

audrey moment

When you act irrationally at something for no explainable reason to be 'quirky'

"Omg gracie, she had such an audrey moment and bit me because I almost touched her with ketchup!"

by Audrey Lesarge January 13, 2022

catwalk moment

When you have a brainwave and there is a knot in your head that desolves

e.g. that you suddenly understand catwalk is the word for runway walking because cats walk the same way. that's a catwalk moment then

by LennLennLenn April 26, 2020

Bruh Moment

The moment when something unexpected happens and you dont like

(You lost at Uno)
This a Bruh moment

by keepscrollingkeeplooking February 24, 2020