by Pixelated fetishes May 1, 2019
Get the Piss like a store horsemug. When you need to take a long, satisfying pee you've been holding onto for a long time.
Please note, a monstrous piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'insurance piss.'
Please note, a monstrous piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'insurance piss.'
Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I gotta take a monstrous piss"
Other guy: "Good call, I could use an insurance piss anyway."
Other guy: "Good call, I could use an insurance piss anyway."
by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023
Get the monstrous pissmug. Anheuser-Busch beer. Known as piss water by most Wisconsinites. Typically consumed by men in the middle of a divorce or males 17-25 years of age at a social event held in the woods.
Hey man, i know your bummed about your divorce but lets go to a bonfire and drink some Missouri piss water and touch eachother.
by Bigtappel22 May 23, 2018
Get the missouri piss watermug. 
Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.
Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
by Alpha Ape January 13, 2021
Get the Piss Chimpmug. by Micky Stephens May 14, 2024
Get the piss jockeymug.