jelly beans

beans covered in plastic

i put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by funny cube guy March 20, 2024

frisky bean

A woman's aroused clit.

That woman has one nice frisky bean!

My frisky bean is ready to go!

by CareBear84 June 4, 2021

cool beans

Origin. Jack and the beanstalk.

Jack, a poor country boy, trades the family cow for a handful of magic beans, which grow into an enormous beanstalk reaching up into the clouds, to which his mother replies “cool beans”

whoa, that massive stalk grew over night… that’s wild… cool beans

by doctor tj December 4, 2021

Beans on Toast

The sexual act of one partner deficating on the other partners feet.

I heard that they are into beans on toast.

by ChurchAmI September 2, 2025

smol bean

an offensive slur used to describe a little people. for example, someone with dwarfism

“look there’s a smol bean”

by user347 April 13, 2021

Beans

Beans are things that you would put in ur pocket

"Ima put my hand in my pocket*yucky bean noises* oh beans :O"

by RattleMeBones509 November 19, 2021

pork and beans

Sarcastic term for a corpulent dude who breaks wind frequently.

Da rotund Benny Franklin would be a good candidate for a "pork and beans" example, especially since he actually wrote da infamous "Fart Proudly" essay.

by QuacksO November 7, 2023