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Crazy cat lady

A crazy cat lady can be a woman who owns more cats than municipal code allows. However, an oft-unheard of definition of 'crazy cat lady' is the very inverse of the original: a man who claims women are crazy cat ladies as a defense mechanism when in reality he himself owns more cats than municipal code allows, but hides this fact from friends, family, and co-workers in order to avoid the stereotypical norms that those who own multiple cats are solitary, human females. As a result, while 'lady' often denotes a female human, in this case it represents a closeted male 'cat-lover'. Signs someone is such a closeted, male, cat-lover include calling other humans in their lives 'cat ladies', 'crazy cat ladies', and using obtuse logic to prove others fit this mold - when in fact, it is the person calling out cat lovers, who loves cats most of all and is in fact a 'crazy cat lady'.
Human one: You're a crazy cat lady!

Human two: Since you are calling ME a crazy cat lady, I can deduce that in fact it is YOU who are a crazy cat lady - despite the fact that your are male. It is okay, crazy cat lady/man, I accept you.
by crazycatlady1109 August 1, 2018
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Hot Bean Cat

to cut off the penis and testicles of a man while he is erect, taking said penis and slapping it across another person's or said male's face.

Resulting in the penis ejaculating and spraying cum on the slapped surface.
"Man, last night Jerry's girlfriend hot bean cated him"
"ow, that sucks."
by ScriptWorthy November 13, 2011
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cat in ya pants

to have a cat in ones pants
Rosalie: my dads cat which isn't actually his cat is having kittens
Emma: can you imagine if we put one down Josh's pants? CAT IN YA PANTS!!
by wierdlass February 12, 2008
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Dead cats foot

'Dead cats foot'

The term used to describe the often dangerous, bacteria filled donner meat often found in your local takeaway.
It can be found rotating slowly on a vertical spit with a crispy burnt surface and a luke warm to room temp centre.
As we know, bacteria flourishes in room temp to medium heat.
Think!.
X.
'Hey mate, you comin' for a takeaway?'
Y.
'No You go, just get me dead cats foot and chips'
by Hotornot August 29, 2005
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coolest cat in the castle

a person who is the greatest person youll ever meet like kt
Kt your the coolest cat in the castle!
by kyle June 3, 2004
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Cat Scratch Fever

When you cozy up with someone that doesn't use proper hygiene, they carry certain bugs that jump on you and take up residence.
That kitty next door sure can purr, but she gave me Cat Scratch Fever!
by Magarat October 22, 2009
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old cat lady

elderly people that molest underage neighbors after a rousing game of golf trivia
The Old Cat Lady molested a kid after golf trivia
by Ja'Quizzle May 22, 2006
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