dirty lynch

The act of inviting a very short dirty blonde over to your house and shoving a guitar up her asshole while listening to Morgan Wallen. It is recommended to tune said guitar while in her ass to the key of B minor because all these bitches be tripping.

"Did you hangout with that blonde bro?" The frat bro asked. "Yeah, and I gave her the Dirty Lynch."

by AwesomeRacockus15 November 4, 2021

dirty topher

To fuck someone's throat whilst hanging from a pull-up bar, or another high-hanging object.

While doing naked pull-ups the other day, my girlfriend walked face-first into my erect penis, so I proceeded to give her a DIRTY TOPHER

by TGsr918 June 7, 2020

Dirty TicTac

Dirty tictac is consuming a recreational pill

ex. "yo lets pop this dirty tictac" or "RANDY did you get the dirty ticacs?"

by 420|BearJew November 21, 2018

dirty schwa

When you jerk off with you feet on Valentine’s Day because your hands got too tired

Bro just because there is free premium doesn’t mean you need to pull a dirty Schwa

by Jarrod moment December 28, 2020

Dirty Danica

A Dirty Danica is when someone ejaculates in both of a women’s eyes while she is driving resulting in the woman to drive like Danica Patrick.

I gave a chick a Dirty Danica and she crashed into a telephone pole.

by SpinoPuss January 31, 2022

Dirty Mitchel

A dirty Mitchel is the act of getting your best friends oily balls dragged across your forehead and your toes

Yo I was at my friends and we did a dirty mitchel

by Steven lime April 29, 2022

dirty dartanion

When you eat 7 cheese burgers and proceed to cry and jerk off afterwords

Man I'm still hungry after I did the dirty dartanion

by Dirtyolken October 15, 2022