attention horse 

A horse that goes "neeighh" to catch attention to people. Another word for "attention whore" Can also be used on real life people.

Kevjumba is such a attention horse with his lame jokes.

attention horse by roflcoptorhaa January 24, 2009

cardiac attack 

A two-fisted punch to the chest accompanied by saying "SHA-POW" used to cause the victim's heart to cease beating, thusly killing them.

SuperJerk used his cardiac attack to take out the armed assailant.

cardiac attack by Diomedes December 15, 2008

ATTN GHEY MENZ 

Hinting at a homosexual attraction between two lovers of the same gender.

Madgrad and Clay are so ATTN GHEY MENZ.

ATTN GHEY MENZ by Gary Goatse January 25, 2003

ATTN GHEY MENZ 

overused catch phrase used commonly on shacknews.com

Person 1: "I'd like to plow him in the dirtbox"
Person 2: "ATTN GHEY MENZ"
Person 3: "tldr"

ATTN GHEY MENZ by Anonymous February 2, 2003

Attention Bastard 

The male counterpart ot the common attention whore.Characterized by sad and pathetic blogs,posts or bulletins complaining about how terrible their lives are because they aren't either drunk or having sex.Noted for blaming their current situation on anyone but themselves.

He was such an attention bastard that he posted three seperate threads complaing about how much his life sucks.

Attention Bastard by Bizarro Waffle Monkey October 19, 2008

Big-Mac-attack-o-phobia 

The fear of having a Big Mac attack and not being able to sexually satisfy the Big Mac. So you wonder if there is even any point in puting a condem on if the Big Mac is just going to lay there like a dead fish. I mean come on, where both adults here, if you don't want to be here then we should just call it off right now.....
I Love you Big Mac.

Jim looked up from his Fillet-O-Fish with longful eyes as Grimace finished off his Big Mac. Jim had never eaten a Big Mac for fear of suffering from Big-Mac-attack-o-phobia

Big-Mac-attack-o-phobia by Buck Futter September 24, 2006

PPA ( Piss Poor Attitude ) 

Way worse than a bad attitude its PPA ( Piss Poor Attitude) , usually brought on by shit head bosses, crappy parents, back stabbing friends. If you find yourself always negative and hating everyone... you probably have PPA ( Piss Poor Attitude) . So far there is no know cure.

PPA ( Piss Poor Attitude )

PPA ( Piss Poor Attitude ) by SpydurMonkey January 27, 2010