Pissed as a Newt

When someone’s had one too many Guinness’

Oh that Ethan, he is pissed as a newt

by GreatcrestedNewt June 7, 2020

Piss wiggles

When you need to use the bathroom but are forced to hold it leading to strange behaviors conducted to ease the body of its natural needs

Jim: *circular hip motion*
Henry: yo wtf, quit that gay shit

Jim: no choice, got the piss wiggles

Henry:……..ok.

by Inferno_ September 1, 2021

piss

pee

i just pissed my pants

by mfkjrjngjjrjt October 4, 2023

piss

what you say when you don't know what to say in a non-awkward conversation to make it awkward

"how's your mom doing?"

"she's terrible, she has cancer in her brain"

"piss"

by scilar March 30, 2021

Piss Baby

A person who cries in the bathroom and looks like they pee on the floor. Just a little piss baby.

Your friend is a piss baby.

by anonymous May 4, 2021

Punch in the Piss Pan

The act of inserting a fist into a vagina. Aka Fisting

SKÖL Bro: Did you hear that Rich gave his sister the old Punch in the Piss Pan.

SKÖL Ho: NO SHIT!!!

by TOTEMIR March 15, 2022

dyke piss

adj./noun. When a dyke pisses in the corner of a room a ungodly amount of times a year, which produces a horrid smell that will affect a living organism's mentality to the highest caliber.

RIP, Joey smelled some Dyke piss.

by Yung Bastard December 25, 2015