Depending on context, either having explosive diarrhea or ejaculating aggressively. In both cases, the volume of shit/cum produced must greatly exceed the expected quantity.
Person 1: "Check out this instagram model's hot tits"
Person 2: "Oh my god I'm beaning!"
Person 1: "Dude! You beaned all over the floor what the fuck!"
Person 2: "Oh my god I'm beaning!"
Person 1: "Dude! You beaned all over the floor what the fuck!"
by Fridrich the unloved September 18, 2023

Bob: Hey Greg you want to do a Bean trade
Greg: Sure man, you want to do it at my house?
Bob: Fuck yeah I do
Greg: Sure man, you want to do it at my house?
Bob: Fuck yeah I do
by RaellySomagoVal March 28, 2024

the smart sexy funny beautiful wife of mr. bean who is overlooked because she’s not as stupid as him. deserves more recognition
i saw mr bean’s wife mrs bean reciting all the numbers of pi. truly one of the smartest women out there.
by crackwh0r3 November 14, 2020

by Nugg Boy May 21, 2019

by ZeKaraBou August 1, 2025

The most magical form of beans in the world usually used for bottled baked beans(lookup bottled baked beans on google and click images then click the first image “thank me later”)
by TheBeanGiver47 May 2, 2019
