cheese on toast

jhon deacons favourite snack (bass player of queen band)

"bro wassup with the queen fandom loving cheese on toast" "bro its cause its jhon deacons fav"

by avamul157 March 18, 2022

Ripley St Thomas

Ripley st thomas is an absolute shit hole of a school. you wanna tell a teacher about your problems? then don’t cause they’ll do fuck all about it. it’s also where girls roll up their skirts so high it’s level with their blazer but then get told off about it when the skorts are the exact same length. Don’t forget to mention the many dick pics being sent around the whole school and the famous rumour in year 10 that —— sucked ——— off in the bathroom. You also want lung cancer? that’s great cause theres about half the school that sells them and/or uses them. So if you want your child to be an absolute scratter and possibly a druggie then send them to Ripley St thomas

Mother (to child): Let’s put ripley st thomas as your first choice it’s an extremely smart school!
-after they graduate-
Mother (to child): what the fuck happened

by meeoowwwq March 27, 2022

The One True Toast

The only toast, the one and only. Anything you originally thought was toast... is not actually toast. The only toast is the One True Toast

Joe: "Look at my toast"
Tim: "Nah m8, that isn't toast"
Joe: "What?"
Tim: "The only toast, is The One True Toast"

by The505 May 22, 2022

Ripley st Thomas

Ripley st Thomas is a shit show . U will find 90% of the school using ecigs in the toilets 99.9% of the time . You will get asked by the y7 if u have a vape . Skirts rolled to the max even shorter than the blazer . Need to tell the teacher somet -don't bother they don't give a fuck they just try find people with a ecig on you . Y11s are next level u will get chips lobbed at u and u will get shit in by the seagulls Nearly everyday overall the school pretty eventful in my eyes if u wanna leave a drug addict and couple gcse . kids probably sniff ket of the toilet seats tbf

CHILD -Can I go to Ripley st Thomas mum ?
MUM -I will cook a dog before I send u there

by Samuxkksb May 25, 2022

benjamin george thomas the third

ben.

aka a guy with really weak shins

“oh look it’s benjamin george thomas the third, i dented his shin the other week”

by c1nnxm0n August 2, 2022

It’s a TOAST

A very underrated YouTube streamer by the name of FrewZzy made a remark on a meme video exclaiming “OMG IT’S A TOAST!” Accidentally calling a toad a toast which today is a well-known gag on his channel.

“Oh my goodness chat, IT’S A TOAST!” “It’s a toast on a toast.” “Sheeeesh man, that’s one big toast!”

by Polar Boss August 11, 2022

Dylan John Thomas

Emo guy with a afro

Glizzy: I’m going to see Dylan John Thomas
Kelly: oh the guy with a afro

by Huoljhjbb October 27, 2022