original shit

first, fresh, distinctive. authentic, independent, unusual.
(some kind of) clear departure from previous thinking or practice.
one possible result of creative thought or action.
trademark the shit zeus's butthole

whoa! check tha' little tagger. he sho' gots original shit.

by skateworm November 28, 2006

Shit Cranker

Some one who is fluent in lying, and imense loads of stupidity pour out of their mouths.

Allen: "I fucked your donkey's ball sack with a vagina."
Anybody: "Shut the fuck up, you friggen Shit Cranker."

by The Schonz Bros. July 23, 2007

stand for shit

Something will not matter if such an occasion should arise

we will force them to the hot gates where their numbers will stand for shit

by Benjamin Lax July 27, 2008

shit-cocks!

A pretty damn effective expletive that can be used in times of frustration, anger or in the middle of grammar class.

Oh shit-cocks! that asshole just cut me off.

by invincible_fang01 May 1, 2008

shit sharpie

The marks left inside the toilet bowl following a particularly gruesome crap. It looks as if they were drawn on with a Sharpie.

Man, I just punished your bowl and left a huge shit sharpie.

by THDaddy March 18, 2008

shit shifting

The act of moving any item/items to another place.

That table is so cluttered! I better do some shit shifting.

by blips April 1, 2008

Shit Ripple

The worst type of alcohol one could drink.

Man we so poor we can only drink shit ripple.

by Joel Forseth April 9, 2008