Simp

A term invented by incels (involuntarily celibate) to describe men who are successful in catering a girls attention via the method said person tried before becoming an incel. Simp is a derogatory term invented out of failed attempts & self projected Insecurities.

Check out that simp opening the door for his girlfriend. I wish I could have landed a girlfriend by being a simp. But I didn’t and now I’m an incel so I’ll make fun of those who are doing better than me.

by UrbanCreole May 22, 2020

Simp

A homie who puts hoes before the bro's

Jun's such a simp for Mary Vanderwood The 3rd.

Jun's a fucking simp lmao for Mary Vanderwood The 3rd

by sailorjjun June 18, 2020

Simp

A spurious term manufactured by sociopaths to be tactically used for the purpose of devaluing and discrediting empathetic, compassionate, and/or devotional behavior, as well as to stave off any possible stirrings of conscience within their insect hearts and/or moral censure by others which an unbiased comparison to their own cold-blooded and self-serving behavior might cause.

Hideous Soul #1: "Bro... check out this dude going on and on about how much he cares about this bitch."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."

by m_ndthegap June 2, 2022

Simp

Simp king is usually a person called David!

Damn David really do be a simp but at least he simps over his girlfriend only!

by RULA G June 28, 2020

Simp

It means Suckers Idolizing mediocre pussy. That's the original term before zoomers started using it not knowing what it means.

He likes that fat bitch? He's a simp.

by Tonibler May 12, 2024

Simp

A Simp is Mostly a human being who constantly attempts to grasp the attention of a female, using Awkward skills and disgusting facts, not including his severe obesity to try impress a woman, with a definite fail rate. Although this definition mostly is used to define a human characteristic, animals such as pigs are also known to Simp over female animals.

Ryan the obese cunt is simping for Ee En again. I hate that pig, one day the farmer would get him with the shotgun. Constantly harassing humans with the massive shits he leaves behind in the barn.

by Aesthetic bokchoi May 11, 2020

Simp

A bitch named Walter

Friends: Bro leave her alone she don’t like you, she a hoe stop being a simp

Walter: no she not bruh I love her

by Imtoodead October 28, 2020