by anqie! September 28, 2021
A website where everyone’s horny and disgusting all the time. It’s a challenge not to find jokes about sex, or terms of sexual activity. If you don’t know what this website is, don’t use this place for any actual definitions. You have been warned.
Somebody: I’m gonna go on urban dictionary to find some definitions for my report. Let me search up “desire.”
Desire: a want for sexual contact/intercourse.
Someone: oh, uh, ok, how about “mental state?”
Mental state: a health based version of how much hot sex you have.
Someone: Oh, uh, what about “kitten?” That can’t be sexual right?
Kitten: another name for a woman’s cute (millennial name for female genitalia relating to cat.)
Someone: yeah I walked right into that one. Ok “video game” can’t be sexual, right?
Video game: an interactive version of pornography.
Someone: I give up.
Desire: a want for sexual contact/intercourse.
Someone: oh, uh, ok, how about “mental state?”
Mental state: a health based version of how much hot sex you have.
Someone: Oh, uh, what about “kitten?” That can’t be sexual right?
Kitten: another name for a woman’s cute (millennial name for female genitalia relating to cat.)
Someone: yeah I walked right into that one. Ok “video game” can’t be sexual, right?
Video game: an interactive version of pornography.
Someone: I give up.
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by GuyThatLikesWater September 29, 2020
A website where people are able to use so much profanity, write porn, and come up with an infinite amount of terms for sex/sexual actions, but where people who want to write definitions that clear up misconceptions about Fandoms and things that people might actually look up can't get anything onto the website.
People hate this one Fandom because they assume things just because of the name, so I wanted to put a clear definition of the true story on the Urban Dictionary, but it didn't make it.
by Yes, I'm A Fangirl... March 14, 2020