Dirty Leen

When you pee your pants and blame it on spilled tea.

Hey man, this girl wet your sofa. She tried to do a “Dirty Leen”.

by GentleDan October 1, 2022

Dirty Nathan

A dirty Nathan, pertains to, the act of sucking your own dick, while simultaneously sticking the leg of a chair up your ass while standing on your head. The leg of the chair is covered in Vaseline, and a 10 pound weight on top of the chair. You stand on your head as the weight slowly slides the entire foot and a half long chair leg up into your innards. You then blow your load in your own mouth and it drips out your nose into your eyes.

"Shit man, my eyes hurt. I did the dirty Nathan last night and now I can barely see.......nevermind walk properly."

by DirtyMike90 October 2, 2022

dirty dartanion

When you eat 7 cheese burgers and proceed to cry and jerk off afterwords

Man I'm still hungry after I did the dirty dartanion

by Dirtyolken October 15, 2022

Dirty Drake

A dirty Drake is when you have sex with some Insta chick and afterwards you put Hot Sauce into your used condom and the chick trys to insert the sperm into her vagina and has some pain afterwards and sues you for that

I did a dirty drake last year and the court case is still going on.
Oh that no good, my maaaan.

by AlexHDMH January 20, 2022

Dirty Amelie

When a below average IQ woman has sex with several fuckboys at a time and is still proud of it.

Aww man, she is so stupid she could do a dirty Amelie

by Kätzi January 21, 2022

Dirty Turtle

After you buttfuck Senator Mitch McConnell you make him go ass to mouth, that's the Dirty Turtle.

I was two miles up ole Mitch's dirt road when I when flipped him North to South and he gave me a Dirty Turtle!

by Echo One Romeo January 22, 2022

Dirty Melker

A man with a small penis who begs women to suck his small dick, but always fails.

"This is the fifth time he's asked this week"
"Yea he's a real dirty melker"

by Lasagnaaaaaaa December 14, 2021