A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10
"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"
by Unknown Cinnamon November 19, 2023
He announced all in vanity that he would outwit all his rivals.
by uttam maharjan February 23, 2013
"all the bestt"
by nai.xo March 21, 2021
A valediction often included at the end of letters, emails, and other forms of written communication that is meant to sound jovial and warm, but really means “Go f*** yourself!!!!”
If you don’t respond to this email tonight, I’m having the babies and taking you to court.
All the best!
All the best!
by Gluten Baby #1 May 18, 2024
When you roll dab wax into a thin hot dog shape, roll it in keef, then wrap it in ground marijuana. After, you wrap it with a blur wrap and get fucking zonked.
by BooAmGhost May 10, 2022
A term similair to "FUBAR" It is when a item of clothing get such a serious crease or a number of creases that can never be removed.
You take a slightly creased shirt from a bag, put it on and wear it for a whole day, then wear it to a disco that night. When you return home you roll it up and throw it on the ground. In the morning your shirt is officially "CBAR" or "Creased Beyond All Repair"
by Maristboyz212 December 06, 2010
all of november i cried
by cum all over daneil April 05, 2022