Handycaping your vision

The meaning of, somone that annoyingly keeps missing the truth in front of them.

Come on bro! your seriously (handycaping your vision) right know!! Its pissing me off!

by Kevon Tilghman December 6, 2019

Use Your Mouth

Command : The 2nd most effective means of avoiding unwanted pregnancy next to celibacy. You can't get pregnant if the penis never penetrates the vagina, so Use Your Mouth.

#UseYourMouth. Avoid Unwanted Pregnancies.

"Great, now Stacy is pregnant because you wouldn't Use Your Mouth to get her off."

by MatchMaker666 August 14, 2020

clown on your ass

A slang statement that refers to the act of making someone appear stupid or doing something overall negative to them.

Alyssa, if you call me a bitch one more time, I am going to clown on your ass so fucking hard you’ll be transported to the Shadow Realm.

by welcometothecuckshed June 23, 2020

Get a _____ cup for your _____ _____

weird ad thing in urban dictionary

Get a Get a _____ cup for your _____ _____ for your mom Joanna

by random_boiz October 1, 2020

marshmallow your mum

don’t worry i didn’t listen either

i’ll marshmallow your mum, dan

i’m sure that’s a disgusting sex act
don’t look that up on urban dictionary

by you don’t know me October 8, 2020

dragging your teeth

When someone drags their teeth when giving a blowjob

Becky got caught this weekend when her boyfriend asked "why are you dragging your teeth"

by Jack mehoff Becky October 21, 2013

Calm your boobs

Calm down, feminine way.

Wife - BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!

Husband - Jesus, calm your boobs!

by DAUCUS April 22, 2012