slimy monkey

When a guy cums on a girls face, and slaps her with a banana while she still has at least one finger in his ass.

"Bro I took Kate home last night and still had my banana from lunch on the counter! You know I had to give her a Slimy Monkey, she's still washing her hair!"

by VicJizzBert. October 22, 2013

Classroom monkey

Classroom monkey's are the black kids that don't respect anyone but themselves and consistently act out in class because they don't plan on ever being a functioning part of society.

Connor: Did you hear Darnell in the back of class?!
Tom: I know right! I couldn't even hear myself think.
Connor: Yeah, he is such a Classroom monkey!

by MEat-un-beet May 27, 2018

Mayonnaise Monkey

A way to call someone white, or just to call them something else other than a cracker.

Jared is such a mayonnaise monkey, he thinks he owns everything.

by Defining dude March 14, 2022

Helper monkey

New employees or trainees, getting them to do all the shitty jobs at your workplace.

I don't want to do this job today.
Just get one of the helper monkey's to do it.

by Mon the town May 2, 2018

Sus monkey

A monkey that is sus in hit 2018 game Among us, usually yellow

You (A stupid moron): The Sus monkey stole my girlfriend.
Friend: Is that a reference to the hit 2018 game Among us?

by KoolAidsHomosapien March 4, 2021

monkey lightning

any depraved sex act involving faeces and electricity

1) she shocked me when she suggested we try monkey lightning
2) "monkey lightning never shits the same place twice"

by Pocket Pool December 29, 2007

Monkeys-asser

A monkey that shakes it’s ass everywhere. Beats children with ass.

Aw fudge my son was monkeys-assered. He has a big dent in his check now.

by MonkeyBooty June 28, 2019