“It is right, I’ll call you a cock if you carry on!”
“Oh that isn’t even remotely true stop being a John Morris”
“Oh that isn’t even remotely true stop being a John Morris”
by JohntheNonce January 9, 2020
Get the John Morrismug. Ugly rat looking creature who is a simp and also looks ugly and is stupid and has approximately 2 and a half brain cells. Also a cat
Me: have you seen John baileyol lately? She looks so stupid and useless
You: true she looks like a rat
You: true she looks like a rat
by ailisisntaranga March 16, 2022
Get the John baileyolmug. by Iambisdeadlikeyourmom November 22, 2021
Get the Johnmug. So fuqin sexy, knows how to party, gets shit done, loyal , true friend.
Sexiest body in history and will make you cum in your pants
Sexiest body in history and will make you cum in your pants
by jdksexybeast1234 June 6, 2018
Get the Johnmug. Worst private school ever. Mostly due to having shitty students that dump you the day after asking you out. Their music teachers have kids that lie so much your not even sure they told the truth about their name. The guys grow baby moustaches thinking it cool but please god dammit just shave ur pedostache its not a good look.
by Billie joe slay October 2, 2023
Get the John Lyons Schoolmug. He has the biggest cock, it can never be contested, he knows where all the whores in Gaia are at any point in time and is constantly on his way to have constant sex with all the women
by Agony Invision July 16, 2022
Get the John Andersonmug. 