being a Jack

This is when someone (usually named jack) is hiding their sexuality for example they are gay but will hide it and make fun of other heterosexual males calling them gay on the off chance he can convert one of them so therefore when he comes out the closet he isn't alone.

Hey you, why you being a Jack? No one likes a Jack.

by nijardan10 March 30, 2020

Jack TIme

A method of war in which a person initiates in the act of charging into battle screaming the name of Jack Dark. This method is very ineffective and normally results in death for all.

ITS JACK TIME!!!!!!

CHARGE!!!!!!

by AAAHHHNNNUUULLLDDD!!! June 4, 2009

laugh-jacked

When someone steals your joke and uses it to get their own laughs.

(Thurs)

Lisa: "Man, Tracy Jordan is so stupid-smart!....I just made that up!"

(Fri)

John: "I've been using stupid-smart all day, and BTW, I just submitted it to the Urban Dictionary!"

Lisa: "WTF?! You totally laugh-jacked me!"

by dubble-dee April 19, 2011

thea and jack

Thea and Jack are two very different people but love each other very much. They are literally perfect for each other and together restore faith In humanity. Thea probably like Jack more than jack would like Thea. Jack has priorities and Thea isn’t 1rst unfortunately. It’s Football. Thea and Jacks still love each other very much even if they don’t know it yet. 💕

“Awwww, it’s Thea and Jack!”

by Cami❤️ November 6, 2019

Pulling a Jack

The endless promises by a sex that states the importance of one another. After the hook up, one will completely drop the other, calling the other weird and or clingy just because they want to begin a new and or figure out past issues.

Jen: I thought they were doing well.

Eric: well it all ended because Zach started "pulling a Jack."

Jen: ew what a fucking dick hole...

by Youiswrong September 24, 2015

jack antonoff

hot daddy producer

jack antonoff can crush me with his thighs

by owhash December 21, 2021

Jack-lated

The jive way of saying ejaculated. Often used by black men in their mid 50's recalling times of their wild east coast based sexual life before the onset of diabetes and gum disease.

Senile Jazz Performer: "Den I went an made love to uh, gibbin uh da good ol' Chicago lovin, when I done went and Jack-lated all ober huh"
Me: "What?"

by MississippiSwampMonster June 3, 2010