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teej day

Falls on november 30th of each year, a day where teej and his friends go out and drink together.
Wow I am so excited to go out on teej day this year
by anonymous November 30, 2022
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Hoe Day

A holiday on August 14th. One day a year where everyone; people who are single and in relationships alike, get to go out and meet or hook up with random individuals for one day and get to be as hoe-like as they want with no judgment.
Last year, on Hoe Day, I hooked up with these 2 guys that ended up being my co-workers at my new job.
by It'sMe_Zaman October 30, 2020
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Tap day

On April 17th taken or not you can tap a girl's ass.
Me. Did you hear it's tap day
Person. No
by Fyhcthnn May 27, 2018
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Blowjob Day

On October 9th all girlfriends must give their boyfriends bowjobs without exceptions. If your girl does not do this you are entitled to 5 free blowjobs whenever you want.
Girl: Hey it’s national blowjob day, lie down

Boy: Guess it is
by Bigblacksock69420 October 6, 2020
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Roast Day

On December 19th every year, we roast everything we know. Our penis, our balls, everything. The better roast the more points you gain. At 23:59:59 December 19th, we will stop counting roasts. Whoever has the most points wins the Roaster Champion Cup.
YO, It's Roast Day! Imma roast you so hard haha
by electo December 17, 2021
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Valentine’s Day

A day for sex and to show love and affection to there man or woman

no money is needed for this day only a plus this day is to spend time together.
She loved just seeing her boyfriends face on Valentine’s Day.
by Tommy Wilson February 3, 2022
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BEAN DAY

The day where humanity celebrates beans and their incredibly amazing creation. I mean come on, beans are splendid. Every year on October 28th.
Nugget: "Hey bean its October 28th meaning its bean day!"

The Whole World: "HAPPY BEAN DAY!"
by yeehawnugget October 23, 2019
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