fucking faggot

1. someone who is extremely fucking gay
2. someone who takes it in the ass alot
3. someone who is a pussy ass bitch

1. devin woodie is extremely fucking gay or a fucking faggot
2. devin woodie likes to take it in the ass every minute of the day so he is a fucking faggot
3. devin woodie runs from weenies so he is a pussy ass bitch or otherwise a fucking faggot.

by matt vanostern October 30, 2007

maintenance fuck

when your partner has sex with you to avoid listening to you complain about not having sex

Him: "Hey babe do you want to have sex tonight?"

Her: "Ok it's Sunday you're due for a maintenance fuck."

by JDub789 November 29, 2014

ninja fuck

To penetrate another person without that person having knowledge or noticing.

Person 1: Whoa what was that?
Person 2: You just got ninja fucked!

by mario420 September 6, 2006

fucked up

Describes action or situation that conflicts with logic or certain expectations.

Note: Often used in place of the word "Wrong" or the phrase "not right". However, the phrase "Fucked up" is unburdened by any idea of absolute rightness or wrongness. Whereas describing an action or situation as wrong in this manner may imply some sort of anomaly in an assumedly perfect universe, a situation described as fucked up can be viewed merely as the product of a Universe that is just fucked up in general.

"That's was wrong."
"2+2=5 is wrong. That was fucked up."

"That's fucked up."
"65 million years ago, an asteroid killed every living thing on this plante bigger than a rat, now THAT was fucked up."

by Alfred Mordeir December 30, 2006

butt fucking

god's condom

can't make a baby if you use the best condom god gave us so lets do some butt fucking

by jdizel fo shizel December 12, 2010

fuck that noise

If you feel strongly against something or a very deep hatred for event in question. Fuck that noise is a way of saying no chance, no way an event is "going down"

Matt: Jay man, let's hit up The OC this weekend?
Jay: Fuck that noise, too many chochs...
Matt: Word, fuckin lames...

by King Jay March 11, 2008

mind fuck

when someone messes with your mind...usually when someone of the oppostie sex plays games with your head, but can be used when anyone trys to manipulate you through mind tactics

This guy I was dating was mind fucking me to no end...he would give me special gifts and be sweet then turn around and be a total ass. Why do people play mind fucking games? It sucks nuts!

by Tiffers October 6, 2005